“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.”
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#JusJoJan Daily Prompt January 26, 2018~Address
My plan for this prompt, was to write about an address that I found in one of my books. However, I find this hilarious quote and I can’t help myself. It makes me laugh so hard I got tears in my eyes, I can’t breathe or talk. Why? This quote described perfectly my husband. Last year, we went to Arizona and we need to get a few items so we were looking for a Walmart. We got lost and I can still picture him lowing the music then looking around.Of course, I’ve to read this quote to him. He wasn’t to thrill and I don’t think he finds it funny. He ended making excuses as he need it to listen to the GPS. Also, a quick reminder he never gets lost. Yeah, right! Does he think I’ll believe his story? I know we spend an hour before we found Walmart.
After all, I’ve a good laugh. I’m getting him a cold beer before he gets too upset. Ha!
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Smile
” I just like to smile. Smiling’s my Favorite! ~ Buddy the Elf
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Funny!
A true statement. I do it all the time, especially on a Friday.
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Chuckle
I hear this statement all the time. Ha,ha,ha! I’ve a friend who wears a size 7 and looks great, however not according to her. She complains of being fat. My question is where leave me? I wear a size 12.
One-Liner Wednesday- It’s true
“Of course women don’t work as hard as men…They get it right the first time.”
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Millions
Do you hear people saying I have a million things to do? Really millions. How long it would take a person to do a million things. Yesterday I didn’t have a chance to turn on my computer. I’ve been cleaning the bedrooms and throwing things I don’t need anymore. I’m getting ready for the holidays so maybe I do have millions of things to do.
